You know, it IS January, after all. And a girl watching her waistline never goes out of style. If you're on a quest for less jiggly bits, visit my friend Mimi's blog. Right Here.
Oh, Mimi! Be warned that you're going to giggle. And it might make you jiggle. But a good side-splitting gaffaw is sure to burn a few pesky calories - and beats the hell out of a tuna gelatine mold.
& Before I forget - here's where I found the tasty granola recipe - on a new-to-me blog: Amanda's Cookin'
What kind of good-for-you mischief are you stirring up today?
KC is under not a blanket, but a quilt of snow this week. We're on snow day #2. And when you can't beat it - you eat it. So we did. Tonight's dessert was straight from mother nature.
Snow Ice Cream Medium-sized mixing bowl of fresh snow 1 Cup-ish of milk 1 Cup-ish of granulated sugar 1 Tablespoon vanilla Chocolate syrup to drizzle [and add flavor!]
Please don't tell me you read that article on all the bacteria in the fresh, powdery snow, too. I don't wanna hear it. If they knew in 1950 what we know in 2011, there would be no MSG!
Man. That sounds dirty. Doesn't it? But that's exactly what's happening on the cover of The American FAMILY Cookbook.Those poor little potato tots. Waiting there. Helplessly. Hoping for just a lick of the 50s chief condiment.
What's a girl to do with an empty cooky jar? Between the holiday baking hooplah and the [im]patient wait for the Daisy's to deliver the Thin Mints, some old-school, white-flour, granulated-sugar, full-on carb cookies were in order. You know, the kind just like grandma used to make. Well, that's what they say in Better Homes & Gardens Birthdays and Family Celebrations cookbook (c)'63.
The scared kitty cookys were inspired by our new fluffy family member, Sparrow. And just like her, they turned out sweet and fluffy, too.
Sugar Cookies Just like Grandma used to make -- [Because, remember, if Gma made 'em now, she might sub in some quirky ingredients - nothing like a reminder that the old gal can't quite bake 'em like she used to. Good thing you can step up to the oven.]
1 cup butter or margarine 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 1/2 cups sugar 3 eggs 3 1/2 cups sifted all-purpose flour [admittance of guilt: I never sift] 2 teaspoons cream of tartar 1 teaspoon soda 1/2 teaspoon salt
Cream butter and vanilla. Add sugar gradually, creaming till light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating after each. Sift dry ingredients together. Add gradually to creamed mixture. Chill thoroughly (3 to 4 hours).
Roll on well-floured surface 1/8 to 1/4 inch. Cut in desired shapes. Bake on ungreased cooky sheets in moderate oven (375 degrees) 6 to 8 minutes. Cool slightly on cooky sheet; remove to rack and finish cooling.
Maybe it was the martinis. But we made it 'til midnight. I'm working on a bit of a bucket list for the new year. And it includes plenty of old tricks. Are you resolving to raise the bar? Lower the bar? Visit the bar?
I'd love to use my wit in words for you! With years of marketing and copywriting experience equivalent to a baker's dozen, I've likely got a recipe for smart copy that will win over even your biggest business critic. E-me at kitschenfeast@hotmail.com
Macabre Kitsch
[original humor & original art by my friend dally]