About Face

I hope you haven't been looking down your nose at me during my kitsch hiatus. Especially if you have a honker like these guys Marge & I picked up at the farmer's market last night.

Know how some say, "you're so cute! I could eat your face!"

We did. [the eggplant's - not Marge's]

Cinco

That's about how many beers would go perfectly with these*:& these:

Hope you snuck in a siesta so tonight you may fiesta!

*Cinnamon Crispos
1 pkg carb-heavy tortillas
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup cinnamon
1-2 cups veggie oil

Cut tortillas into wedges. Fry in hot oil [med-high heat] for mere seconds. Drain on paper towel. Fill paper bag with sugar & cinnamon mix; add chips. Shake like a cocktail. Nosh. Chase with ice cold brews!

Kitschen 101

Yesterday was Sparks.
My bi-annual flea market bliss.

After spending 5 beautiful spring hours strolling through "venders" [hey, it's Kansas], we were spent. But not before I spent $5 on this fantastic SRA [remember the reading program, friends?] card choc full of kitsch.

[toes shown to illustrate scale, and a decent pedicure]

I wish I could come home with the whole stack. But this...this will absolutely do.

From Richard, with love

I have been a fan of the iconic Richard Simmons from his groundbreaking Deal-a-Meal infomercial days, through his antics on Letterman's Late Shows, and every cameo in between. Lucky me! Last fall, I got to give him a hug.

[this is not the most flattering shot of either of us, I assume]

Fast forward to our family field trip this weekend, where I happened on The #1 National Bestseller Never-Say-Diet Book for just over a buck. I had to indulge myself.


So, what lies beyond the cover?
Here, let me show you. Richard won't mind. Because his life is an open book.

There are exercises, like this:

[Vowel Stretchers, for your trouble neck and mouth spots, sore from all the chewing]

And this:

[Tootsie Rolls; drop and give Richard 150, from cheek-to-cheek]

And so many more fantastic, tights-and-t-shirt toning and flexing moves that I wish I had time to post them all.

In addition to sage advice [honestly, his straight-shooting circa 1980 is ridiculously relevant still today], Richard offers up recipes that rival those found in any fitness mag:

Yogurt Garlic Dressing
1 cup low-fat plain yogurt
1 teaspoon fresh lime juice
1 minced clove garlic
2 tablespoons parsley, chopped
1 tablespoon chives, chopped
1/2 teaspoon ground pepper
Put all ingredients in a bowl and blend well with a whisk.

Hey, it's how a fella keeps his gams gorgeous from retro to right now!

[Yes, those are Richard's man-t-hose!]

And remember, per Richard, you have all of the ingredients for your own Success Recipe:

Self Love
A Positive Attitude
and Determination

Hey, it's cheesy - but this cheese is low-fat.
Thanks, Richard - love ya from your 'fro to your big toe!

Pipe Dreams

A sky full of sunshine.
And basket full of bubbles.Happy Easter.

My Peeps

Kitsch is timeless.
Just like Peeps.


Hatched in the early 50s, like all things retro, the chicks - and their peeps, the bunnies - are as cavity-inducing and sugar high as they ever were. And today, Marge is having her Pre-K peeps over for an egg hunt. Old-school plastic eggs with mysteries in the middle are about to be hidden - and seeked, and after a few good games of chase, chased down with a Peeps cupcake.

Happy Easter. May all your marshmallows be sugar-coated!

WTF?!? Friday: Retrospace-Style

This Friday, I encourage you to launch yourself into RETROSPACE...

This trip is gonna make your head spin.