If you give a hostess a can of salmon...

...whatever will she make?You know when you give her a can of salmon, she's probably going to ask for an envelope of Knox gelatine. And if you give her an envelope of Knox gelatine, she's probably going to ask for some hard boiled eggs. And make this:
Or this:
Perhaps this:Heavens no, not this:Or this show-stopper:
Or you could just tell the bitch you don't have any canned salmon.