Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the cognac, simple syrup and lemon juice. Light a cigarette. French inhale [c'mon, you've seen Grease, right?]. Shake well. Strain into a hip martini glass, top with sparkling wine. Lean in for a French kiss...or giggle 'til you oui oui.
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