WTF?!? [as in why] would you do this to your kids?

An excerpt from Body Building Dishes for Children (c)'50:

"...for a really hilarious dinner, nothing equals this schoolmate of Donald Duck." [scroll below for visual/post]

Yeah. I'm holding my sides because I'm laughing so hard. And because my kids' head is buried in my abdomen. Ouch. Thanks for this WTF?!? on a Friday:

Mock Duck
1 shoulder lamb [because simply serving them one of Little Bo Peep's sheep wasn't hilarious enough?]
4 slices salt pork or bacon
Salt & pepper

Have the butcher prepare a mock duck from the shoulder of lamb. Wrap the duck's head in salt pork or bacon. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and place on rack in open roasting pan. Roast in slow oven [300 degrees] about 45 minutes per pound or until a meat thermometer registers 180 degrees.

Yep. A f**king riot, don't you agree?