Saucer-eyed Goblin Girl will invite smiles -
Try a jack-o'-lantern lass for once! You'll need a round pumpkin with a long stem. Draw zigzag line around top for the hair; cut along line and remove lid. Scoop out contents.
Make eyes with apple corer. Carve out mouth with paring knife. Poke toothpicks into the radish [or hey, a carrot works if you are going for a sober - not Andy Capp drunk - lass] nose from inside the pumpkin. Gently press in upper edge of pumpkin - the "Italian haircut" will stand out when lid's in place. Now tie a wide-ribbon bow on stem.So...how do you like her hair?
Yeah. I was thinking wtf on the mafia coif, too.