Cinco De Mayo!

I can't lie. I took German in high school. I don't know uno from dos and my Spanglish is pretty broken. But I celebrated Cinco de Mayo [and my cat Oona's birthday] today/night with a bigass bowl of guacamole! Funny, but I couldn't locate a recipe in any of my cookbooks from the 'feast library.
Here's what I smashed together for my get together:

Guacamole
6 avocados, gutted
2 limes, squeezed
1 tablespoon salt

Mash and nosh with chips!

Ole my friends, ole [can you tell I've got a few glasses of sangria under my belt?]!