So, wtf is going on with the weenies this Friday?
Well...per the Better Homes & Gardens Barbecue Book (c)'65, the most clever way to marinade and bbq wurst for a crowd is on a string. And hanging them them from a wire hanger [ouch! wire is a conductor] in some fashion similar to, and familiar like, a mobile makes for symmetrical grilling.
So before your gent puts his Johnson[ville] on the grill this season, suggest he string the old boys up!
Have a helluva weekend!